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July 16 – 19, 2026
Long Drive
Day 1 – Day 2 –
Closest to the Pin
'Oh man, what does he want now?'
'It’s okay, I’ve got you... daddy's here'.
'Oh, thank God. It was just a dream.'
'It doesn’t matter how many Marshall Bobs he wins.'
'They’re going to love it when I do the shoulder thing.'
'That’s actually a really interesting question'
'I just really need to see Sam hitting the town in some big, stupid garb'
'They're the perfect odd couple’
The dates are set for August 21 through 24, 2025.
‘My splendiferous, fantabulous amalgamation will be complete!’
‘There may be some billable opportunity’
‘Ensuring observers could grasp every excruciating second…’
‘Shouldn’t he be all futuristic and shit?’
‘You’d be surprised, but they actually have a pretty good selection…’
All of which have gone on to propagate exponentially…
‘That's totally Bullock right there.’
Currently having the time of his life…
‘Has someone been working out in here?’
‘Nothing for nothing’
‘'Before you go, miss…’
‘What else is he keeping from me?’
‘I guess they’ve been doing this for years, so who am I to judge?’
‘You’re almost there.’
‘It looks like I’m in a pretty decent section of the burger.’
‘It’s even pleasant in a weird sort of way.’
'We were pioneers…'
'Unfettered, unfiltered Bullock'
Contestants do not have to be present to win!
‘Just kind of got after it with the drinking.'
'All it would take is one small push'
'Oh man, what does he want now?'