Bryan Leslie Having A Great Time, Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone
Manzanita 2022 — According to sources at an annual guys weekend trip, Bryan Leslie, who is currently having the time of his life, will soon have to apologize to all of the 14 other people in attendance.
‘Wooooo!’ shouted Leslie in pure elation, less than 24 hours before he will reportedly struggle to make eye contact while asking forgiveness from friends for verbally attacking high school buddy Pat Bullock, falling out with multiple other friends, tackling the most diminutive person in the group, and acting like a total jackass.
‘Hey, who wants a Long Island?! Come on!’
Trip sources later reported seeing Leslie standing alone in the corner of the San Dune seriously rethinking certain life choices.