Facts Carefully Redacted From Travel Story To Avoid Revealing It FRATTY Guys Trip
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Video Conference, 2020 — Withholding any details that would betray the nature of the excursion away, James Hennessy carefully redacted facts from a travel story Monday to avoid revealing to coworkers that his purported vacation was actually a fratty guys trip.
‘Oh, yeah, I had an amazing time on the Oregon Coast,’ shared the 33-year-old healthcare lawyer who, in his recounting of the weekend, meticulously omitted any mention of the drinking, smoking, fraternizing, and general debauchery he engaged in while out of office for a few days.
‘I was with this, uh, kind of group of people. We stayed masked up and avoided the more touristy stuff, and I bumped into a friend’s brother, Jeffrey. Yeah — it was cool to hear Jeff’s doing well.’
‘Anyhow, we mostly just hung around in this one small town. It was cool, because I got to know some of the locals. Oh, and network with them! Socially distanced of course. Yeah, there may be some billable opportunity there. And — and I was able to log on and work a few hours too. Anyway, it’s an absolutely beautiful place.’
At press time, Hennessy was reportedly insisting the friends he went on the trip with were definitely well-to-do law school colleagues and not degenerates from undergrad.
