T. Biz Chokes Up While Describing Early Days of Manzanita When Group Could Only Afford Shitty Ditch Weed
In an emotional address on the back deck, trip participant known informally as 'T. Biz' reportedly choked up while describing the early years of the weekend trip, when the group could only afford shitty ditch weed.
‘I’ve been coming since the beginning, busting my ass day in, day out looking forward to Manzanita with barely enough money for brown, dried-out garbage that was all [expletive] seeds and stems! — Jesus…,’ said Biz, pausing to regain his composure and wipe tears away from his puffy, red eyes as he recalled working tirelessly at two jobs but still lacked the financial means to pack a bowl with killer green bud.
‘And it wasn’t even legal!’ Biz proclaimed in disbelief before collecting himself and trying to make sense of the unimaginable past hardships.
‘For Christ’s sake, it kills me to revisit those times, but we didn’t know any better — trying to do our very best, and yet we were too broke to buy primo weed that gets you totally baked. Dasch, you were there!’
‘Shit! We were pioneers… forced to settle for torching up super-harsh dirt weed that gives you a terrible [expletive] headache.’
At press time, Biz had reportedly started sobbing in the middle of an anecdote about having to scrape resin from his pipe just so that he could wake and bake before the golf tournament.
