Jeremy Pfarr Shields Takeout Burrito from Cold As Though It Were Week-Old Newborn
Clutching the tinfoil-wrapped bundle tightly to his chest as he emerged from the town's local burrito joint, Jeremy Pfarr tenderly shielded his takeout burrito from the cold as though it were a week-old newborn, sources confirmed Friday.
'I’ll get you back to the house soon, little one — just a few more minutes,' whispered Pfarr lovingly as he nestled the rolled mass of spicy steak and beans within the folds of his sweatshirt to ensure it could not be chilled by the brisk ocean breeze blowing through Manzanita.
On the walk back, Pfarr affectionately cradled his cherished lunch item to ensure its fragile form was fully supported. 'It’s okay, I’ve got you... daddy's here'.
At press time, Pfarr was horrified to realize his burrito order had been switched with Randy Haj’s.
