Trophy Has Weird Feeling About Way Randy Haj Looking At It
Manzanita 2021 — The Marshall Bob Trophy confirmed this week that the way Randy Haj has been eyeing it lately has caused it to feel deeply uneasy.
‘Every time he walks up the stairs, he always stops and gives me this look like he’s planning something, it’s really making me uncomfortable,’ said the commemorative award, which also reported that various sightings of Haj making unsolicited gestures had given it a sinking feeling of dread.
‘Whatever he’s thinking, I don’t see any way I’m going to make it out of this looking anything like I do now. Why is he making a fondling motion? Oh man, what does he want now?’
At press time, the trophy’s efforts to calm itself down were interrupted by Haj whispering something sweet before pulling the trophy close for an unwanted embrace.
