Jeremy Pfarr Wakes Up Covered In Dozens Of Small Cuts After Being Chased Through Dreams By Razor-Blade-Fingered David Leslie
Slowly coming to the realization that something was terribly wrong, Jeremy Pfarr reportedly awoke Friday to discover his entire body covered in dozens of small cuts after being chased through his dreams by a menacing David Leslie brandishing fingers covered in razor blades.
'Oh, thank God. It was just a dream,' said Pfarr, just before seeing the very real, tiny wounds on his arms and chest that mirrored the lacerations he had received as the Leslie brother pursued him up the stairs of the beach house within his nightmare, laughing maniacally while he slashed violently at Pfarr. 'What — no. This isn’t possible. It was a dream! It was just a dream!'
Pfarr later discovered that he was still asleep the moment David Leslie’s razor claws burst through the mattress, dragging his struggling body down into its seemingly endless depths.
