Increasingly dubious group Watches Jeffrey Leslie Pour Ingredients Into Fizzing Concoction
Manzanita 2017 — Jeffrey Leslie set out through the house Thursday night to peddle a substance from person to person, sources reported.
'If you'd permit me just a moment of your time fellas, I'd like to talk to you today about this here wonder liquid,' the grinning man said in an uncomfortable sales pitch to trip goers while stirring the stovetop mixture.
Darting between dozens of beakers filled with colorful solutions, Leslie stated 'a dash of soap bubbles, two pinches of sunshine, full dose of tetrahydrocannabinol, and just a drop of imagination,' while pouring ingredients into a fizzing concoction.
‘BUT WHY IS IT CALLED GREEN DRAGON?’
‘Wonder Liquid’
'Let’s shake in a dollop of tickles, an ounce of regret, and a single shooting star, then stir counterclockwise for two shakes of a lamb’s tail and we’re almost there,' said Leslie, clapping his hands with glee as he turned up the heat below the vials.
'It’ll put more pep in your step, fire in your belly, and for you gentlemen, even some more lead in your pencil! Why, yes, this marvellous elixir here has the ability to cure whatever ails you. It's handy, it's dandy, and you won’t find a better trip!’
'Add sugar, spice, and everything nice. Don’t forget the amnesia powder! Then it’s simply a matter of sprinkling dewdrops and moonbeams to taste, drizzling with a healthy dose of dream reduction, and voila! My splendiferous, fantabulous amalgamation will be complete!’
‘DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT…’
‘It’ll put more pep in your step’
‘A spot on the tongue is better for the lungs. Good sir?’ Leslie offered, not taking no for an answer.
Having been coerced into a few drops of the tonic, members of the group felt their dubious suspicions melt away, slowly replaced by a fuzzy euphoria.
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At press time, trip goers were waking up to beaming sunlight, hours having passed in the blink of an eye. Sources reported concern amid a splitting headache as the group struggled to recollect simple facts about themselves, their surroundings, or really anything from the previous 12 hours.
‘WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?’
