‘It Would Be So Easy,’ Thinks Kepa Zugazaga Hiking Closely Behind Group on High Cliff
Unable to resist thinking about the rare opportunity that lay before him, a smiling Kepa Zugazaga, while hiking behind a group of bumbling fools unnervingly close to a cliff edge, reportedly took a moment Friday morning to consider just how easy it would be.
'All it would take is one small push, and boom, it’s over, just like that,' thought the daydreaming Zugazaga, his warm gaze fixed as he watched the hapless neanderthals before him carelessly bound down the trail while making senseless noise and often tripping over exposed tree roots and uneven rocks.
'People fall off cliffs all the time, don’t they? No one would suspect a thing, probably not even the poor soul in the few seconds it takes to hit the ground and draw those last, labored breaths.'
At press time, sources confirmed Zugazaga had decided against going through with it after realizing how much cleaner it would be to just spike a refreshment or two during the Ben Brajcich Wine Social.
