Colby Litzenberger Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’ll Just Be Weird Now
Spokane, WA — Admitting he would not even know what to talk about with his former friends after spending the better part of a decade apart, Colby Litzenberger announced that he has called off plans for his return to Manzanita upon coming to the realization that he has been gone so long at this point that coming back 'would just be weird.'
'I’ve been putting off my return to the beach trip for years, always telling myself I would appear maybe next year, but I feel like it would just be awkward if I showed up out of the blue,' said the man, expressing concerns that people would be upset with him for disappearing for such a long time without bothering to send any type of message or sentiment confirming any sense of continued fellowship.
‘Maybe I’ll just message Kepa that it’s not happening. He’ll understand. I don’t know. I once thought that when I reappeared it would be just like it was years ago, but I just don’t think that’s realistic anymore. There is just so much build-up that doing it right is frankly impossible — I haven’t see a single one of them for years, haven't reached out over text, haven't given them any indication that I was even alive. Who just drops off the face of the Earth like that and then expects everything to be okay when they come back for what is, at most, a halfhearted gesture of empty friendship?'
Litzenberger has since resolved to stop living in the past and instead focus on neglecting any remaining and future relationships.
