Kyle Tull Approaches Leftovers Like Snake Discovering Unguarded Clutch Of Bird Eggs

Quietly slinking into the kitchen after spying the unattended remains of an oven baked pizza from afar, Kyle Tull reportedly approached the tray of late night leftovers Saturday morning like a pine snake discovering an unguarded clutch of bluebird eggs.

According to sources, Tull’s tongue momentarily darted from his mouth and his gaze remained fixed on his quarry as he maneuvered his way toward the small cluster of dough, meat, and cheese scraps, silently creeping up to the countertop as if he were making his way along a tree bough to an awaiting roosting site.

Tull is then said to have wasted no time consuming the savory treats that — much like eggs in an unattended nest of woven grass — sat there fully exposed and vulnerable on the greasy metal cooking sheet, swallowing four pieces nearly whole one after the other and then slipping back out from where he came before anyone could notice.

At press time, a motionless Tull was reportedly sunning himself on the deck, his stomach still bulging from the bounty.