Group Knows Better Than To Fall For Bryan Leslie’s Little Bullshit Speech About Golf Being at 9:00 AM
‘UH HUH, YEAH, 9:00 AM, WE GOT IT, BRYAN.’
Saying that several of them had learned the hard way, sources confirmed to reporters that they knew damn well not to believe Bryan Leslie’s little bullshit speech about getting to the golf course early.
'He doesn’t mean a goddamn word of it,' said Kyle Tull, one of fifteen or so participants, all of whom agreed that you’d have to be pretty [expletive] thick if you didn’t see right through his little song and dance about the morning tee times starting promptly at 9:00.
'He says this every year, but forget that — we don't need to be there until 10:30. Can you imagine the look on his face if we arrived timely and sat around the practice green like a bunch of assholes? No way is 9:00 AM happening.'
Tull added that most of the group is taking Leslie's other suggestion that 'everyone can pack up and leave around 10:00 on Sunday if all the cleaning is done' for the utter horseshit that it is.
