Point In Trip Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend
‘LIGHT AS A FEATHER, STIFF AS A BOARD’
Three hours and half a keg into Saturday afternoon, the group reportedly reached the point where everyone present attempted to hoist 241-pound Kyle Tull off the ground.
‘Get under his arms — do it, do it!’ screamed Kevin Barnes, referring to the large, reserved, and friendly Tull.
The previously comfortable Tull, who moments before was slowly shifting from side to side and grinning while settling into a cozy spot in the sand, was now wide-eyed with an increasing heart rate.
As the group attempted to grab ahold of him, Tull put up a struggle by rolling over and wiggling around to temporarily hinder their progress.
‘He's trying to make himself heavy! Don't let him make himself heavy!’ yelled Barnes.
According to trip sources, lifting Tull off his feet was quickly followed by the point in the trip where everybody realizes they're old now.
