Nicotine Unfairly Blamed for [Redacted]’s Antics
Manzanita 2015 – Soon after Randy Haj turned a minor altercation into a tense life or death scenario Saturday night, friends of the man unjustly placed the blame for his questionable behavior on nicotine, sources confirmed.
'Randy can really mouth off after burning a few heaters,' said Kyle Tull, 28, unfairly accusing the psychotropic chemical of being responsible for Haj's sharp witted insults and rash decision-making, traits that are in fact fundamental features of his personality and equally present when he's completely sober.
'And Haj has a bit of an impulsive side that seems to come out as soon as he rips a dart,’ continued Tull, having had a front row seat for the San Dune spectacle.
‘Every night out to the bar (or anywhere else) with him seems to end like this… I mean, Randy doesn't go looking for fights, but these things keep happening. I guess when you’re buzzed, you only have a split second to react and make things exponentially more dangerous.'
At press time, Haj was busy sucking down a ciggy while casually talking trash to a rough looking fellow holding a shotgun.
