Chris Daschel Looking Out Window, Brian Holste Form Unbelievably Intense Twelfth-Of-A-Second Bond
An extremely intense bond that lasted just 0.08 seconds, but which was filled with a range of deeply intertwined and conflicting emotions that included fear, respect, love, rage, and even — on some level — curiosity, was reportedly felt Saturday afternoon between Chris Daschel and Brian Holste.
The brief, silent connection, described to reporters as an overwhelming, almost spiritual experience for both men, almost as if everything in their lives had been cosmically leading up to this very encounter, formed when Daschel, seated on the couch near the window, spontaneously moved his head to the left and spotted Holste returning from the keg on the deck outside.
During the milliseconds the two beings locked eyes, age-old genetic impulses of alpha male dominance reportedly wavered as the two beings were suddenly frozen in time, enveloped by the most primal and elemental forces of nature.
According to witness accounts, at the height of their ever-so-short but fathomless bond, Daschel and Holste truly believed they were the only two living things in the entire universe, gripped by an almost paralyzing sense of yearning.
The unexplained connection, which sources confirmed was as awesome, mighty, and sublime, ended as soon as it began when Holste raised his beer to his lips while Daschel blinked, yawned, and lay down for a nap.
