Group Not Sure How To Describe Jack Reid
Saying you’d understand what they were talking about the moment you laid eyes on him, the group reported Thursday that it was kind of hard to describe Jack Reid, and you’d just have to meet him.
'He’s not bad or anything, he just kind of... well, he’s just Jack,' said one interviewee, who, along with the rest of the group, attested to the fact that Jack dresses pretty normal and has a regular haircut and is 'just, you know...' before trailing off and shrugging.
'He seems kind of East Coasty, but I don't think he's from there. Hmm…’ another person added.
'It’s just hard to pinpoint. Maybe he’s slightly skinnier than average, but I’m not sure. Yeah, like I said, it’d probably be better if you just met him.'
At press time, sources agreed that he was a little bit like Daschel but not really.
