Bleary-Eyed, Stuporous Holste Assures host That He Slept Great

Manzanita 2019 — Providing several reassurances about the quality of his previous night’s rest, a bleary-eyed, stuporous Brian Holste informed host Bryan Leslie this morning that he slept really great, sources confirmed.

'Yeah, I was pretty comfy,' said the drowsy, sluggish 32-year-old, who restlessly tossed and turned throughout the night while attempting to find a comfortable sleeping position on the saggy beach house mattress.

'It’s a nice bed. I was out like a light.'

At press time, Holste confirmed that the scratchy blanket that barely covered his entire body had kept him ‘nice and cozy.’


 

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