Terrified Jon Mathisen Beginning to Fade from the Visible Spectrum
Farmers Market — His voice slowing during his response to a question about the benefits of ginger beer, a visibly terrified Jon Mathisen struggled to comprehend what was happening to him as he reportedly began to vanish from the visible spectrum.
'Seabold Ginger Beer is made with the best organi…or...oh…oh, God! What — what’s going on?!' said Mathisen, who, upon noticing that he was growing fainter, raised his translucent hands in front of his face in apparent disbelief, staring through them in horror for several seconds before frantically launching into the rest of his canned sales pitch.
'Uhhh — it tastes great on its own or mixed, and, and — oh no, no, no! Noooooo!' Mathisen’s soft voice reportedly continued to wane and his diminishing form faded as stunned potential customers looked on in silence.
MATHISEN IN SHOCK AS HE FADES FROM SIGHT AND COLLECTIVE MEMORY
At press time, trip goers across the West Coast were recalling the fleeting memory of a Joe, Jay, or maybe it was Jeb that used to attend the annual Manzanita trip, vaguely remembering an energetic man with an infectious laugh. And as Bryan Leslie shared one final anecdote of a surprisingly unathletic fellow who talked a big game about sports, the dim remaining silhouette of his friend disappeared from sight forever.
