Sam Hoffman Holds Twenty Minute Debate With Mirror
Leading up to his pre-golf shower, Sam Hoffman reportedly held a twenty minute debate with a bathroom mirror on Saturday morning. The 30 year old Hoffman passionately talked to the mirror about dated sitcoms, action movies, professional wrestling icons, and the definitive ranking of trip goers by physical appearance.
The Hoffman in the mirror joined in on the uninterrupted and heated conversation, often repeating Hoffman’s points. The back and forth commentary was lively as both Sam Hoffman and the Sam Hoffman in the mirror did not stop talking the entire time, only pausing to scold the other one for cutting them off.
'Let me finish. Just… just let me finish,' said the Hoffman in the mirror. But Hoffman kept speaking, hoping to finish a point conceding that Mathisen is 'probably the second best looking dude on the trip,' but clarifying ‘a distant second.'
HOFFMAN YELLING CONFLICTING OPINIONS OVER HIMSELF
As the Sam Hoffmans continued to sound off, their frenzied banter devolved into an animated screaming match of one and two word sentences. ‘Now, now—now—you—you—hold on! You idiot! You can’t just go saying…’ — ‘It doesn’t matter what I’m saying!’ argued Hoffman and the Hoffman in the mirror, respectively, talking over each other as they vigorously delivered various interruptions and smug denunciations. 'I hear what you’re saying. I do. I hear it. But please don’t interrupt me… Don’t interrupt me!' Hoffman kept repeating. But the Hoffman in the mirror had turned around, bent over, and was making a fart noise with his mouth.
By the time it was over, Hoffman, through a terrible Rhodesian accent, acknowledged the Hoffman in the mirror stating ‘You made some good points, my brü. But Sammy wins the day this time, huh?!'
