Undersized Crab Loves When Austin Lanier Squeals After Touching It
Nehalem Bay — Saying there’s nothing better than watching the grown man ‘totally freak out,' a local undersized crab confirmed Friday that it loves when Austin Lanier squeals and recoils in horror after touching it.
'Oh man, it’s so great when that terrified-looking puss hesitates for a while before finally reaching out to grab me — you just know he's going to completely lose his shit,' said the decapod crustacean, describing how it can barely contain its excitement when Lanier immediately pulls back his hand upon making contact with its shell, emits a shrill screech, and bolts back against the side of the boat with a disgusted look on his face.
'It’s especially great when he yells out stuff like ‘weird,’ ‘gross,’ or ‘ugh, it moved’ as he jumps away. The crab added, however, that it hates when some overeager freak like Jeffrey Leslie comes up and goes right for its abdomen.
