Michael Burke Yelling About Something
SAILOR MIKE SPOUTING OFF
Shouting directly into your face while frantically expressing concern and angrily pointing across the deck, a wild-eyed Michael Burke is trying to get your attention about something probably unimportant.
Through the drunken yelling and skunky breath, it's impossible to make out what exactly has Burke so worked up, but a crazed scowl is spreading across his mug as his eyes dart excitedly.
And oh boy, Sailor Mike is now swearing up a storm about whatever has upset him.
You've seen this routine play out too many times to be alarmed, and though it's unclear why Burke is throwing a fit, you look for an out, hoping someone else within earshot makes eye contact with him.
There’s Lanier! Maybe he sees all the commotion and is coming to the rescue. Never mind, Burke has grabbed your arm for effect.
At press time, sources reported you are nodding to a flustered Burke, attempting to calm him down by patting his shoulder, furrowing your brow, and cheersing his beer.
