Jeffrey Leslie Forced To Clean Up Trembling, Piss-Covered Trip Goers After Leaving Them Locked In house All Day
Spraying down the traumatized trip participants who were standing in puddles of their own excrement, Jeffrey Leslie was forced to clean up a group of trembling, piss-covered trip attendees Saturday after leaving them locked inside Jabba’s Palace all day.
‘God, I feel so bad that they were trapped in there without anyone to open the door and let ‘em run around,’ said Leslie, lamenting that the group had scratched up the walls and chewed up all of the furniture.
‘I totally spaced after returning from golf and left them cooped up without any water or anything. I can tell by the look in their eyes that they don’t trust me anymore. Once I opened the door, a few them just sprinted out and took a huge shit out back.’
At press time, Leslie was attempting to console a whimpering Paddy Stoy who had spent the entire night curled up in the corner of the San Dune.
