Brian Holste Really Looks Dead this Time
'WE’RE IN A ROOM WITH A DEAD GUY!’
Manzanita 2019 — Revealing that the victim's death had come, ‘like, completely out of nowhere,’ sources confirmed late Friday night that Brian Holste has been found dead.
'We discovered him lying face down on the floor, with what appears to be blunt trauma or maybe a stab wound,’ said drunk investigators, telling reporters that the detectives had been unable to identify how Holste had been killed but believed he had likely spent his final moments drinking red wine and wandering aimlessly in the dark.
‘As of this time, we're still piecing together details,’ noted sources. ‘His body looks so peaceful, and the room doesn’t show any signs of a prolonged, violent struggle.’
'Yeah, we’re still figuring out what the whole deal is, but we can definitively state that it was probably Lantz.’
At press time, the investigators were upstairs raiding the fridge, reportedly looking for clues and collecting evidence. No suspects are in custody at this time.
