Step Up Says T. Biz
Trip participant known informally as 'T. Biz' admits he is concerned with the shortage of people supplying marijuana to the Manzanita beach trip. Just 3 from a group averaging 18 bring the reefer, and participation is 'miles away from where it should be’ said Biz, who unreservedly took a hit off a joint before asking reporters to smell his new bag of weed.
Following a significant exhale and the accompanying coughing spell, Biz went on to unveil a revolutionary new idea: appointed cannabis suppliers to be known as 'Designated Officials for Pot and Edibles’. And as Biz continued into logistical detail, friends nodded approvingly through a hazy cloud of smoke.
User / Supplier Drop-off
Mr. Biz, who allegedly 'used to buy a lot of herb on Vashon,' is seen as a grassroots champion. And his claim that this new idea 'just came to me last night when I was totally baked,' appears credible. However, the prospect of assigned suppliers is nothing new. Friends and observers notice a pattern of Biz forgetting his 'novel idea' the next time he packs a bowl with some killer green bud. This is the seventh iteration.
All the same, Biz opened up on his worries and urged the greater group of users to step up and join DOPE. 'The lack of supply, particularly now that it's legal, is very much a concern,' Biz stressed through bloodshot eyes. 'People who smoke my stuff and never bring their own are no better than Hoffman. I mean come on!'
At press time, Biz was smoking pot.
