Entire Room Mentally Shaving Jeremy Pfarr's Facial Hair
FAIRLY FETCHING FURBALL
Manzanita 2017 — Stunned and visibly offended by the sheer volume of facial hair visible before them, every trip participant was reportedly eyeing 30-year-old Jeremy Pfarr and mentally shaving off his beard.
'God, look at how full and overgrown that thing is, and it goes all the way down his neck — that thing has to go,' said a beardless Jimmy Hennessy, who like the rest of his friends, was in the process of envisioning himself lathering up Pfarr’s face, grabbing a disposable razor, and getting rid of the whole thicket of hair right then and there.
‘He might be able to pull off a bit of stubble or maybe, just maybe some well kept fuzz, but a beard that big and bushy? No way. I swear, if I had a razor on me, that thing would be in a pile on the floor right now.'
The daydreaming group added that, having no memory of ever seeing Pfarr shirtless, they could only wonder as to what mysterious bushels of unchecked body hair lie tucked beneath the fluffy folds of fabric.
